The young couple in the country

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Two young people went out to the country from the city. And they were walking there, but someone was standing under a pear tree. He was at work. He sees them coming, kissing one another, giving in to one another, and they're coming straight for the pear tree. And he figured out that they're going there to fuck. And he jumped up into the pear tree, nothing could be seen through the leaves. No sooner did he jump up then they came under the tree. And he laid her down. And she says to him:

"Hey, don't shove it in too far, don't want to make a baby. Who will feed it?"

"Oh, ‘The One Above’ will feed it, ‘The One Above’."

And the guy up in the tree:

"Hey, you guys, fuck off! You're gonna make a baby, and I'm gonna feed it!"

They quickly got up, friend, and they ran off as fast as they could.