The greatest sin

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A woman had a servant in her house, and she wanted to fuck him. The servant was shy, so didn't give it any thought.

One day there was a slava [celebration] in the church, and they were obliged to attend. The servant wanted to get cleaned up, so he undressed and said to her:

"Put some water on for me so I can take a bath!"

As soon as he went to bathe and had stripped naked, the woman came into the room. Again he didn't want her. Only half washed, he got dressed, and they set off for church. The woman walked in church first, and the servant followed behind her. When the servant entered, all the candles went out. And the priest commanded:

"Whoever has just entered the church, let him come to me first, so that I may ask him something."

The servant went up to the priest, and the priest asked him:

"What have you done?"

"Why, I haven't done anything."

"No, no, no, you have committed a great sin!"

"No sir!"

"Tell me, otherwise you won't leave here like this."

"Oh, well, the mistress wanted to fuck me, and I didn't want to. That's all. I can't think of anything else."

And then the priest said to him:

"Is there a greater sin than that? She was hot and wanted to fuck, and you didn't want to. You disgraced her. You have committed a great sin!"

And when the priest said this, all the candles lit up again.

Kiril Penushliski. Macedonian erotic folktales
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