She lost it

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Two people desired each other, and she said:

"Send your wife to do laundry tomorrow. Then I'll come do laundry. And the following day when I come with my husband to make a fire, you’ll walk up and down, and the whole time keep your eyes on the ground."

Fine. He did just that: he walked up and down and the whole time he kept his eyes on the ground.

"What are you looking for, huh, friend?"

"Oh, you ask, what am I looking for? My wife did laundry here yesterday and she lost her thing."

"I don't know. My wife came here earlier, I'll ask if she found it. Hey, there, wife, did you find such and such a thing? This man here, his wife did laundry yesterday, and lost hers."

"My God, husband! I did find it, it laid itself right next to mine, next to mine, here it is, it got mixed up with mine."

"Yeah, but how are we going to separate it?"

"Here's how, husband: you stick your thingy into mine, and he'll pull the other one out with his thingy."

He stuck his thingy there, and the other man started pulling his out.

"Hey, you've stuck it up into mine!"

"No he hasn't, husband, no he hasn't. You just keep your thingy there. He is pulling his own out. He isn't up in yours."

"Hey, he's got it stuck up in mine!"

"Well, friend, pull it out! There's yours."