He spoke with the Lord

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A man had a wife from another village. He had a sister-in-law who was very beautiful and so he devised a way to fuck her. His wife had a small child, and so he goes to his sister-in-law to bring her to take care of their child. He got some other woman to prepare a round wheaten loaf for him and to bake him a chicken. He goes to see his mother-in-law and father-in-law, and to bring his sister-in-law back to see the child.

And as he was going there he left the loaf in a thicket. He traveled on a little farther and left the chicken. And then he got there.

"How are you? What's new, mother, father? I have come for my sister-in-law to bring her back to take care of the children; the young one is very troublesome. Let her come over to take care of him."

"But of course she can go," his mother-in-law said to him. And he put her up on the horse and got the horse going, and he goes after her. And as they were going along the road, he opened his mouth wide, saying, "Ah, a, a...? Ah, ah, ah!" And she was surprised"

"Brother, with whom are you talking?"

"With the Lord!"

"Well, what's he saying to you?"

"He says that in this thicket there is a cooked chicken and that I should go and take it!"

"So, go get it!"

He went and got the chicken and set off down the road again. Just then, they came to where the loaf was, and he again said: "A, a, a...? Ah, ah, ah!"

"And now what is he saying?"

"He says that in the thicket there is a loaf and that I should go get it so we can eat lunch."

"Go get it!"

He went, got the loaf, too. A little farther on was a spring. They sat by the spring and ate lunch; they ate up the chicken and the loaf. They got up and continued on their way. They rode on. There was a small ditch a little uphill. And as they were going uphill:

"A, a, a... No, no, don't even say that to me. That’s impossible."

And when they had gone on a little:

"Hey, come on now, forget it! If I die, then I'll die," he said. "There's no way I'll do that, I'm ashamed."

And she was surprised:

"Brother, now what's he saying?"

"Hush, I'm too ashamed to tell you. Well, the Lord is telling me to fuck you. If I don't, I'll die!"

"But brother, if that's the way it is, so you won't die, let's fuck."

And he took her, pushed it into her, you understand?

And thus they went home in a great mood.