Crookedcunt

Кривапутка

There was a certain priest who called his wife Crookedcunt! However, she didn't like it that he called her Crookedcunt. And she complained to the neighbor. And not only that, but this priest pestered the neighbor. She was very beautiful and he made passes at her. She tells this to her husband, that the priest teased his wife by calling her Crookedcunt. And they decided what to do in order to play a little trick on this priest.

Ok, so they'll do it.

"You will tell the priest to come to you towards evening," said her husband, "and tell the wife to come to me, I will straighten out that cunt of hers."

Fine, so the priest came. And immediately thereafter the husband came in. She shut the priest up in the linen closet. Her husband says:

"Hey, wife, something is banging in the linen closet, there's a mouse. Give me the poker so I can kill it!"

He opens it, and what does he see - the priest!

"Hey, priest, what are you doing here?"

And after this, what else was there to do with him, he grabbed him and shaved off his beard. No sooner had he shaved his beard, when the priest's wife came in.

"Hey, you, priest's wife, so you have a crooked cunt, do you?"

"Uh-huh, mine is crooked. The priest always calls me Crookedcunt!"

"Here, priest, hold the light with your teeth (I don't know whether you know these lamps that burn with a wick, made from tinplate, and they have a handle so that it can be hung on a wall), let me straighten this woman’s cunt."

And he grabbed her right in front of the priest and shoved it into the priest's wife. Then he let her go and they left. And in the morning the priest's wife said:

"Oh, dear priest, where did they shave your beard?"

"Where they straightened your cunt," he said, "that’s where they shaved my beard!"