The Day After the Wedding Night

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A mother went to her young bride on the day right after the wedding.

"So, daughter, how is it going with your new husband? Is he good, does he take care of you?"

"He's good, mom, very good, he only has eyes for me, but I can't take it with him. I'll leave him!"

"Hey, hey, daughter, what are you saying, you'll leave him! Wasn't the thing o.k.? Tell me, what's the matter with him, why do you wish to leave him?"

"I'm ashamed, mother, but I'll tell you: his thing is very big, and I can't, you see, with him."

"Daughter, what are you talking about, it’s too big? You don’t leave a husband for a thing like that. Wait, let me have a look to see whether it's really big, or whether it just seems that way to you."

She called her son-in-law and told him in front of her daughter that the daughter would leave him because he was too big.

"Hey, that's not true, mother!" said the son-in-law, getting angry. "Here, I'll pull down my underpants and you can tell that I'm not lying."

And at once he pulled down his underwear.

"Do you see?"

The mother-in-law looked and looked. It was true, his was just like everyone else’s, limp, small. She could find no fault in him.

"Daughter, you're wrong! The son-in-law's prick is not so very big. You can do your business with him."

Then the bride shouted at her husband:

"Blow it up, come on, blow it up! Don’t lie to mamma!"