The soldier and the old woman

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Once there was a soldier. Before he left the barracks, he said to himself: "I will set off and I will lay whomever I meet, whether they're young or old."

Walking along the road, he didn't meet anyone young. He met up with an old woman.

"Hey there, granny where are you traveling?"

"Ah, my son, I'm struggling along. I'm old but I'm on my way to get to a village."

"Granny, do you know what I’m going to ask you?"

"What, son?"

"Will you let me fuck you?"

"Ah, son, don't, I am so old!"

"No, granny, I decided before I left the barracks: old or young, I will lay whomever I meet on the road."

Well, what could the old woman do. He grabbed her, put her on the ground. But before he laid her he said:

"Old woman, as many teeth as you have, that's how many times I'll shove it in you.

The old woman answered:

"I have only one tooth, son."

She hid the others from him.

"In that case, as you have one tooth, I’ll do it only once!"

And he finished the job with the woman and set off. As he set off, the old woman, who was thoroughly pleased, began to call out:

"Son, son, come here, I have another tooth!"

"Well, old woman, when I asked you how many teeth you had, you said only one. And so, I stuck it in you only once. Now you can fuck yourself!"