Sex education

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Once there was a girl. Her mother’s and father’s only child. They decided that they would not educate her in anything having to do with sex life. In time the girl grew and began to attend school. While at school, she heard from the other children words like prick, pussy, fucking, and such things. One day she returned from school and asked her mother:

"Mother, what is a prick?"

"Daughter, a prick is something a man wears on his shirt. We call it a tie, others use prick and other words."

"And mother, what is a twat?"

"Daughter, a twat is that which we call a skirt."

"And what is fucking?"

"Fucking, daughter, is that which we call driving a car. Others call it fucking, we call it driving, and others call it other things."

So now the child understood what fucking is, what a prick is and what a twat is. She grew up and was now fifteen or sixteen years old. One day her parents went to a ball. And the daughter went with them. When they arrived they began to dance. The girl was left sitting alone. A young man noticed her and invited her to dance. While dancing, the girl noticed the young man’s tie was crooked And she says to him:

"Excuse me, but your prick is crooked."

He can't figure out why she's saying that and begins to squeeze her. And she said to him:

"Excuse me, but you'll mess my twat!"

And he began to get hot and didn't know what this was all about.

So, the ball ended. They got ready to leave. The girl's parents set off. The young man accompanied the girl from the hall. He showed her his car and said to her:

"If you like, please get in!"

"How much would it cost for you to fuck my mother, my father and me in the car?" she says to him.

"I'll fuck you and your mother for free, but as for your father, let him go on foot," answered the youth.